May 11, 2005

The Evil Jedi Master, Cuisinart

Cuisinart uses the "Dark side of The Force" to rule and conquer the coffee maker universe. This coffee maker makes coffee strong enough to destroy entire planets. However Lord Cuisinart says, "The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of The Force." The caffeine addicts reply with "Don't try to frighten us with your sorcererous ways, lord Cuisinart... Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you to conquer Starbucks..." Lord Cuisinart then uses The Force to choke the caffeine addicts and says "I find your lack of faith disturbing."

Posted by dancoy at May 11, 2005 10:36 AM
Comments

Haaaaaaahaha! I love you, Dad!

Posted by: Your Eldest Daughter at May 11, 2005 12:13 PM

Umm... right.

Posted by: Rachel at May 11, 2005 12:51 PM

One must say that Lord Cuisanart caters to the serious caffiene addicts.
Starbucks is set up to see and be seen by the young social crowd. Now if they could afford The Dan Coy Trio they would really be the in place.
Dad

Posted by: Dad at May 11, 2005 07:39 PM

Obi Wan Coynobi, resistance is useless. Give in to the dark side, wake up and smell the coffee. You cannot win in the face of such overwhelming force. May the espresso be with you in all its dark glory.

Posted by: Theron at June 5, 2005 08:29 PM