Dan,
Between the bikes and the outfits you appear to be having a great time expressing your artistry and safety knowledge. It is obvious where your passion is centered.
It is time for an illustrated book.
Dad

A couple of weeks ago I came up with some titles for cycling books in the style of Doctor Seuss.

"How the Grinch Stole a Colnago"
"Tyke on a Bike"
"Green Tires and Pavé"
"Vlaanderen I Am"

Those would be easy to write and fun to illustrate but I don't know if there would be much of a market for them, at least not in this country.